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Stupid Wrong Numbers
By Eaglehawk | September 14, 2007
As I posted in Wrong Numbers I had this moron that kept calling sometimes from different numbers but this time it was from 954-636-6344, so this time I answered it I was livid.
Me: hello
Them: Hello may I speak to *name*
Me: Who’s calling?
Them: Hello may I speak to *name*
Me: Who’s calling?
Them: My name is *caller*
Me: What company?
Them: Hello may I speak to *name*, My name is (cuts off)
Me: hello!?
Them: Hello may I speak to *name*, My name is *caller* from *company name*
Me: Ok *caller*, I’m glad you called, I’d like to tell you something.
Them: Ok
Me: *name* has not had this number in 2 years.
Me: Repeat what I just said.
Them: *name* has not had this number in 2 years.
Me: You will take this number off of your list, and you will put it on your banned list or what ever you call it.
Me: Repeat what I just said.
Them: I will take this number off of our list, and I will put it on our do not call list.
Me: Because if you don’t I will file law suits on your company, you, your wife, your kids, your grandkids your great grandkids, your great great grand kids, and your dog.
Them: ok
Me: Not only will I have civil lawsuits, but I’ll file harassment charges.
Them: No need for that.
Me: yes there is you don’t f*c*ing listen.
Them: I will take you off our list.
Me: you better you f*c*ing S0b…
*click*
Categories: Business, personal
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September 14th, 2007 at 9:22 pm
Brilliant!
… is that your phone ringing ?